1. unfollower:

    peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

    (via out--intothisworld-thisworld)

     

  2. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via out--intothisworld-thisworld)

     

  3. I just bought new underwear and they’re microfibre and they’re more comfortable than anything I’ve ever experienced in my life, and I own a set of 2000 thread count sheets. These are like silk had a baby with satin.

     

  4. booksfrommyshelf:

    I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

    (via out--intothisworld-thisworld)

     

  5. Last night I wrote what I think could be the best poem I will ever write in my life, which is an all kinds of incredible and disconcerting feeling.

    Incidentally, it is a poem about Under The Skin, which is probably one of the most important films released so far this decade.

    If I’m feeling generous, I may upload it later.

     
  6. Childrens Hospital being hilariously clever and subverting the “she was asking for it” excuse to sexual assault.

     
     
  7. perfectframes:

    UNDER THE SKIN / 2013 / JONATHAN GLAZER

     

  8. Don’t share a house. Just don’t do it.

    I spent two hours today cleaning the kitchen, organising the pantry, disinfecting everything, mopping and vacuuming today with no help from my housemate (my revenge was listening to Dillinger at an abrasive volume while cleaning). He just went downstairs to cook himself dinner/lunch (he eats dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon). I just went downstairs to get more coffee and there are drips of fucking steak juice over the kitchen bench and the floor tiles. The house literally still smells of metho and scented disinfectant and he leaves steak juice on the bench and floor after his first meal.

    My housemate is, without a doubt, one of the rudest most inconsiderate people I’ve ever met. This is the guy who’s girlfriend came down for a weekend and ended up staying for three weeks and didn’t even introduce herself to me or speak a single word to me during those three weeks.

    P.s I’m not just renting either. This is MY house and I’m renting out the room that I don’t use.

    Rant over.

     
  9. Childrens Hospital being hilariously clever and subverting the “she was asking for it” excuse to sexual assault.

     
     

  10. Somehow I made it to 21 without having listened to Radiohead.

    I am now listening to Radiohead.

    What the fuck was I thinking all those years?

    Ya done fucked up, Nathan.

     

  11. rickonnstark:

    if quentin puts jlaw in his movie i’m deleting my blog

    (via ourdaughterreadsmelville)

     

  12. My housemate is a fucking moron. He put on washing two days ago and forgot to put it out to dry. He just realised and put the washing on. It’s 1:30 in the morning. What the actual fuck?

     
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  15. Sweet Dee appreciation post, part 1

    (Source: flowersforsansa, via cellarghosts)